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In addition to his published SciFi and Horror novels, George actively reviews movies, TV, and other publications. His blog, cleverly titled "Eye-Max," is a great source of recommends for new and classic works in print and on screen.
Jun 4, 20242 min read
THE HILARIOUS COVID-19 PANDEMIC The Rats Abound in New York, & not the Four-Legged Variety
YOUR PAPERS, BITTE I hate Nazi comparisons. In NYC the gutless wonders known as residents of the Upper West Side are turning in people on...
Jun 3, 20242 min read
THE HILARIOUS COVID-19 PANDEMIC Time to Rename Columbus Avenue North of Columbus Circle as The Unter Den Linden
THE HALL MONITOR ON THE UNTER DEN LINDEN The kid you used to wait around for after school to beat senseless. My building has a hall...
Jun 2, 20242 min read
THE HILARIOUS COVID-19 PANDEMIC Government Intelligence, Winner of Best Oxymoron 249 Years in a Row
It's Officially December 40th, 2020 I find memes cheap, lazy humor, but this one with the pudding-faced Bill Murray is a classic. See...
Jun 1, 20241 min read
THE HILARIOUS COVID-19 PANDEMIC January, 2021. NYC touts its toughness and willingness to reopen. Like de Blasio and Cuomo, the city talks a good game.
OKAY, I LIED. SUE ME. January, 2021. NYC touts its toughness and willingness to reopen. Like de Blasio and Cuomo, the city talks a good...
May 31, 20242 min read
THE HILARIOUS COVID-19 PANDEMIC 15 Days to Hashtag Flatten the Curve is now going on Nine Months to Flatten America
WHAT THE HELL? You only get one shot at the mysterious thing called life. We are returning to NYC at the end of December. Yes. Gasp! I’ve...
May 30, 20242 min read
THE HILARIOUS COVID-19 PANDEMIC Sad Day. September 20, 2020. We lost our beloved golden retriever, Zeppo Marx.
NOT THE LAST REPORT FROM THE ROAD Zeppo Marx, our 15 year-old wonder dog. He'll be missed. Zeppo Marx, the fourth Marx Brother left the...
May 29, 20241 min read
THE HILARIOUS COVID-19 PANDEMIC How to Fuck up a Year for Dummies by The Hysterical Left
CLINICAL DEPRESSION. HOW LOW CAN IT GO? How about something funny? Not like Stephen Colbert, or John Oliver, or Jimmy Kimmel, or any of...
May 28, 20242 min read
THE HILARIOUS COVID-19 PANDEMIC Thank God for Mike Royko. Who, you might ask? Read on, please.
A WEEKLY COLUMN. A DAILY COLUMN. The Daily Newspaper Columnist. Funny, engaging, and irreverent. Needed badly. How did they do it? Herb...
May 27, 20242 min read
THE HILARIOUS COVID-19 PANDEMIC - Want to Fuck Up your State? Elect the Left!
I'D LIKE TO THANK THE WEST COAST FOR ALL THE SMOKE What’s it going to take to eliminate the blight known as California? Bad enough the...
May 25, 20242 min read
THE HILARIOUS COVID-19 PANDEMIC Reminder: Socially Engineering a Town or City will FUCK IT UP. Guaranteed.
BOULDER, AUSTIN, BERKELEY. A stolen quote: “Liberalism is a mental disorder.” A heads up to all my loyal followers. Yes, both of you....
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